Chuck Norris

Someone has invented a better use for the Internet than porn. That use is the dissemination of facts about Chuck Norris and Mr. T. Sample facts include:

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

and

The only reason God was able to create the world in 7 days is because he had Mr. T, a blow torch, and a musical montage.

If you would like to see more, here is the link.

Edit: Here is Chuck Norris on the 'Best Damn Sports Show' reading facts about himself. Not as funny as reading them yourself, but still entertaining.