Natalie Portman rap

Since I am linking to videos, here is another.

Natalie Portman might be a flaming liberal, but she is undeniably talented (and not unattractive).

Tom Cruise: Come out of the Closet!

Just because it makes Scientologists mad, here is the entire anti-Scientology South Park episode. Make sure you stick around for the credits...

Zelda DS: Phantom Hourglass

Oh. my. God. I want this now.

Juggernaut bitch

Oh, this is so good. Imagine Mystery Science Theater 3000 doing an X-men cartoon...but instead of robots providing the dialouge, it is a pair of stoned teenagers. That is all I can imagine as I watch this. You just know that the minute Vinnie Jones appears on screen in X-Men 3, someone is going to yell out, "I'm the Juggernaut bitch!".

It might even be me...

Chuck Norris

Someone has invented a better use for the Internet than porn. That use is the dissemination of facts about Chuck Norris and Mr. T. Sample facts include:

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

and

The only reason God was able to create the world in 7 days is because he had Mr. T, a blow torch, and a musical montage.

If you would like to see more, here is the link.

Edit: Here is Chuck Norris on the 'Best Damn Sports Show' reading facts about himself. Not as funny as reading them yourself, but still entertaining.